The End is near?

Over in Geneva (to be more accurate, far beneath Geneva) the Hadron Supercollider, the largest ever created by Man, is completed and this week was taken for its first test drive.
One fear in certain scientific circles, and almost all non-scientific ones, is that the collider may inadvertently, irreversibly open up tiny, heretofore unknown and untested black holes (incredibly dense fissures of absolute negative matter) which will exert a cosmically powerful and completely unstoppable anti-gravitational pull that may potentially expand at an uncontrollable rate and then wantonly engulf all surrounding positive matter, and thus all life, on our planet Earth as we know it.

Unfortunately, for us USAers, any precautions taken in Switzerland will be too late to save our bacon.

In the States the ominous process has already begun.





McPalin '08!