March Madness

It's been more than awhile since I've contributed anything to this site but, you see, there are reasons.

Everything is Bad.

Women hate Me.

Money is my Enemy.

I'm lost in the Land of Ill-Communication and my very last map just floated away down the Lonely River.

So.....

I'm Blue.

And I've got nothing.

Sure the World is going to Hell and seems to spin faster and crazier every day while everyone gets jammed tighter into our sweaty little boxes just as We, conversely and perversely, drift further apart and so then desperately scramble to smother ourselves in impenetrable cyber-cocoons, insulated from human contact as our basic social skills rapidly break-down on our high-speed, fiber-optic, satellite enhanced highways like rusty junkers abandoned on life's tollway only waiting for an ugly and inevitable hooktruck to drag them then unceremoniously dump them in their final graves as the slick, shiny, speedy, Iclones of the future zip by in their insta-digital, twittery facebook vehicles transfixed by their PSD's, GPS's, LOL's, forwarded E-mails and Myspace/Mixi roads to nowhere and yes, We should One and All be Mad as Hell and not gonna to take it anymore, but.....

sorry.

Did I mention the Blues?

March has definitely been a cruel month so here's my personal Home remedy if you got 4 minutes or so while the Lady builds, wait..................

what am I thinking?

Of course you don't!




What? You were expecting the NCAA's?

See you in April...maybe.