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Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's
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Monday, June 22, 2009
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About Me
- mrmook
- Kyoto, Japan
- I'm old, mean, ugly, horny and sexy, wait...strike that last one...I meant "and I make young girls visibly uncomfortable". I have some bad qualities too. My biggest accomplishment in life is my rock steady ability to sleep until noon. I believe that the only real purpose of the internets remains the divine dissemination of hardcore pornography and, further, that there is nothing more important in this world than baseball played properly, a sexy cat hanging around the house or a strong running motorcycle waiting for you at the curb. In addition, I believe that everyone must- 1). Get married 2). Go to rehab at least once in a lifetime but, hopefully, not concurrently. I love good food, Irish Whiskey, cold beer in the Summer and smoking cigarettes late at night. I despise a great many things too numerous to list here but turning on the TV in the morning has got to be at or near the top. I believe in Luck, Women and the V-Twin engine. None of this matters of course and why should it?
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