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Breaking News from my favorite Network.


Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

Thank God for the Journalists at the Onion.

Tellin' it like it is!

'Cuz it's almost Monday.....that's why!

And here is Mr. Zombie (with a little help from Jim Carrey) to thrown down his services for your listening pleasure.

PLAY IT LOUD.



Thanks KC!