Because I need to remember that on rare occasions in this game we call Life the Skies open, all the Planets converge, the Stars align then the Gods grab our souls and someone sings.
I'm old, mean, ugly, horny and sexy, wait...strike that last one...I meant "and I make young girls visibly uncomfortable".
I have some bad qualities too.
My biggest accomplishment in life is my rock steady ability to sleep until noon. I believe that the only real purpose of the internets remains the divine dissemination of hardcore pornography and, further, that there is nothing more important in this world than baseball played properly, a sexy cat hanging around the house or a strong running motorcycle waiting for you at the curb. In addition, I believe that everyone must-
1). Get married
2). Go to rehab
at least once in a lifetime but, hopefully, not concurrently.
I love good food, Irish Whiskey, cold beer in the Summer and smoking cigarettes late at night.
I despise a great many things too numerous to list here but turning on the TV in the morning has got to be at or near the top.
I believe in Luck, Women and the V-Twin engine.
None of this matters of course and why should it?
2 comments:
This indeed has been one of my favorites..thanks for sharing.
All thanks to Ms. Flack...
Surely a Goddess who leaves me in tears.
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